A quiz stolen from my friend excel's journal. It amused me greatly, so I thought that I'd give it a try. It's rather long, though... >.< :



Choose 10 Characters
1. Slinks
2. Deign
3. Fletcher
4. Hawk
5. Sparrow
6. Wolf
7. Aaron
8. Alex
9. EdKedy
10. Ezra

Yeah. Most of you guys won't know these people. They're mine.

Answer the questions below by plugging in the person next to the respective number into the question.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1. What if Slinks(1) woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd ask what's wrong and then try to help out as best as I could. And be awake rather quickly.

2. What if Deign(2) asked you to go out with him?

...I'd kindly turn him down and note that, if I had said yes a) I'd get the ice-of-death shoulder from Slinks and half the crew, b) be going out with someone twice my - ... nevermind... c) be going out with someone I viewed as a really loverly, rather sexy father/brother figure.

3. What if Fletcher(3) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

......................................................I'd casually ask him why he's in the bathroom with a naked and showering fourteen year old, and ask him to kindly close the door on his way out after he answers.

4. What if Hawk(4) cooked you dinner?

I'd be SO HAPPY. HE'S A HIGH RANKING CHEF. *DROOL. DROOL.*

5. What if Sparrow(5) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd snicker silently and start burrying her in the sand, ignore her sleeping state and continue reading, move to a shadier spot, or something otherwise normal. Probably just continue reading.

6. What if Wolf(6) somehow ended up in the hospital?

I'd be worried, Sparrow would be hysterical that she couldn't doctor him well enough given her amazing skills, and everybody in the crew - though they might not admit it - would be worried. Enormously.

7. What if Aaron(7) made fun of your friends?

I'd smack him with his biggest wrench several times. Though, I don't think he would - and mean it, that is. He's a playfull guy. (:

8. What if Alex(8) ignored you all the time?

...I'd be tempted to ask what's wrong, but might not.

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Slinks(1) do?

Laugh, gather up the crew, put me in a guest room on the ship, and say "Wait it ou'. We'll ge' them righ' 'n fine."

2. You're on a vacation with Deign(2) and you manage to break your leg. What does Deign do?

Splint my leg untill we come to a hospital, or something even vaguely resembling such.

3. It's your birthday. What will Fletcher(3) give you?

A - ... Hug, a ruffle of the hair, and maybe a swiss army knife? Some sort of friend-of-mercenary-identifying thing, probably.

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Hawk(4) do?

Rush in screaming with buckets or bottles of water to help get me out.

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Sparrow(5) do?

Either talk me out of it, attempt to, or just let me do it.

6. You're about to marry Slinks(1), what's Wolf's(6) reaction?

"...WHO SPIKED THE TEA?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Aaron(7) cheer you up?

By making funny faces, saying bad words in sign language, and/or making me a little toyslashsculpture thingy out of spare parts. He's nice.

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Alex(8) calm you down?

...By giving me a target, a machine gun, and saying "Have at."

9. You compete in some tournament. How does EdKedy(9) support you?

By being controlling, ordering me around, and giving me some coaching advice that I might/might not have already known.

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Ezra(10) do?

...Pat me on the back and give me a cookie? Give me one of his bear hugs that crack ribs/ give me a hug that ends up with my face in his arm-pit?

RELATIONSHIP PART

1. Slinks(1) is all you've ever dreamed of.

...As a really kick-ass friend.../alter ego... yeah... o.O

2. Deign(2) tells you about his deeply hidden love for Fletcher(3). Your reaction?

To go hunt down Fletcher and Hawk and string them up for spiking Deign's coffee/tea. ...Whilst laughing.

3. You're dating Hawk(4) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

NO. NO. NO. Well, yes, they would/might, but, as much as I love dearest Nory-Bear, a) he has a boyfriend that would kick my ass after snarking me out, and b) he's gay.

4. Hawk(4) loves Fletcher(3) as well. What does that mean?

...That the two of them did some bonding, or something. Or Hawk still hasn't gotten over a slight(*cough*) crush.

5. Sparrow(5) appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

...I worry. And then I send Wolf right on after those pesky fellows tailing her, grab some pop'n corn and a soda, and sit back for the show.

6. You had a haircut and Wolf(6) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

'...Do I have something in my teeth? My hair? ....Does it look --that bad--?''

7. Aaron(7) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

That all he has to do is walk around with his vest open (hee. hee. hee.) at the next couple of stops, and BAM! he'll have girls flocking around him.

8. Alex(8) is too shy to face you and confesses her love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?

... I'd be wondering who spiked her coffee, and with what. o.o

FRIENDSHIP PART

1. Could Slinks(1) and Wolf(6) be soul mates?

...NO! BUT! My friend said that she'd created a character that was the bastard, obviously-never-really-known-how-they-were-born-child of Slinks and Wolf. Mainly because, well, Wolf is set FO LIFE with Sparrow, and Slinks has Deign. Who, without getting his Daily Dose O' Slinkage, would probably die. Or do something just as drastic.

2. Would Deign(2) trust Hawk(4)?

Yes, actually. I think. Yes. He would. Deign has the problem with Fletcher... that goes away over time.

3. Fletcher(3) wants to go shopping, will Sparrow(5) come along?

Most likely. I mean, yeah, Fletcher's ...odd, but Sparrow can - and does - handle him on all occasions. She's calm like that.

4. Wolf(6) is bored and pokes Fletcher(3). What happens after that?

...Fletcher would fall over, screaming shrilly, arms a-wave in the air. And when he hits the ground, he'd bounce back up and poke Wolf back like nothing at all had happened.

5. Sparrow(5) and Slinks(1) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Probably History. Or music. Dance. Something like that.

6. Wolf(6) and Fletcher(3) cooked dinner, what would they make?

RICE. With some sort of meat, non-alcoholic/alcoholic beverage, broccoli, and terriyaki sauce. x3

7. Aaron(7) and Alex(8) apply for a job. What job?

Aaron would be a mechanic. Like he is. Alex would be a mercenary. Like she is. But, if someone wasn't looking for the team of mechanic and merc, then they'd both sign on as mercenaries.

8. Alex(8) gives EdKedy(9) a haircut. Is that okay?

Only if EdKedy's hair ever grows back. XD He's bald, see, and the only hair on his face is a rather large, kinda droopy mustache. And if Alex cut that off, or altered it in any way, EdKedy (her boss) would go --apeshit-- on her.

But then she'd just go apeshit back. P:

9. EdKedy(9) sketches what Wolf's(6) perfect girlfriend should look like.

It had better look like Sparrow, then, or EdKedy'd get... .... ..... ...... Pain. That's all.

10. Ezra(10) and Aaron(7) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

A girl. Probably Alexi (not Alex). If not that, then it would definately be on what someone did whilst intoxicated. That undoubtedly embarrassed the living hell out of the both of them. Which is quite a feat. Really.

Truely.

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....Wow. This thing's really big on relationships, innit?

But it's an excellent source of Parody/Character Building!! 8D


- AniE